Zohran Mamdani travels to the White House and charms the Snake Oil Salesman in Chief

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Even when you live in Hell, a win’s a win. And today’s win was seeing the President of the United States, someone whose cult followers think is some kind of tough talking alpha male who’s gonna whip everyone into shape through business deals, melt into a gooey puddle of ooze when meeting certified cutie-pie and New York City mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani.

Republicans (and some Democrats) have been shrieking for months about Mamdani being a socialist and a terrorist bent on worldwide jihad, then Trump sat there, coquettish, and said nice things about Mamdani. He even let Mamdani call him a fascist to his face.

What a time to be alive!

Had you not known any better and just stumbled into the room to witness their joint appearance in the Oval Office, you might have assumed Trump was making nice with a son he never had but always wanted. Or maybe flirting with someone whose star power he found intoxicating. Trump is above all a starfucker and it’s been a long time since he was in the same room as someone with their star on the rise.

Guess you could say ZADDY’S HOME!